What you can't see in the last panel are t-rex's thoughts, which are transcribed (verbatim) as «aw man! the one time i didn't pick 'boner'.»

Guys the more you look at it the more the phrase «box office» is kinda ridiculous

Today is the day i write a comic where dinosaurs refer to humans as evolving in their past

So i was watching the golden girls on dvd a few years ago at a party (WOO!!! SPRING BREAK) and the pilot episode goes to great lengths to explain that Sophia's rudeness throughout the series was the result of a stroke. it was like the midichlorians from star wars, but they actually WERE in the first episode produced. so anyway, the take-away here is that george lucas ripped off golden girls

It turns out i basically already wrote yesterday's comic on December 11th 2006! but you can read yesterday's comic as a sequel to that, only with utahraptor being all «t-rex you can never win with me, my friend»

Everyone, think of how much fun things would be if we used «fubs» instead of «um»! police would be all, «where were you the night of april 21st, son?» and we'd be all, «fubs, uh, fubs…»

MY BROTHER TOLD ME THIS JOKE OVER THE PHONE AND THEN WE WORKED TOGETHER TO RECONSTRUCT HOW FUNNY IT MUST HAVE BEEN BEFORE HE HEARD IT

That «likes food» background character guy? he's me. i know the day i hear someone within earshot, but still far enough away that i'd have to run up to them to talk, actually say «where's the beef?»: this is my moment. this is my line. this is how i will be remembered. «…Did someone say BEEF??»

WHICH I WILL THEN EMAIL TO YOU

HAHA I SHOUTED IT AFTER SOMEONE WHO WAS RUNNING