It's always best to talk back to big media like they're lassie. what's that, television? you say traffic volume is high in the downtown core? we've got to do something!!

More accurately, t-rex would have easily won if he'd made the argument before the invention of written language. but then the punchline doesn't work! you can't just build the hms sinkytowne out of words!!

The last two lines are BASICALLY why i don't get to write hulk comics

I read one theory for the cause of the great vowel shift that said there may have been a lot of influential people in england with speech impediments, and we all copied them. attention linguists! more theories like this one plz

Dear diary: now that i've gotten to say that, i can get a new job! yessss

Guys, according to every source I read, the arson happened exactly 2363 years ago TODAY, on july 21st, 356 BC! it's insane, because i had no idea of this when i started writing the comic this morning. it is easily the coincidence with the longest setup time that i am ever liable to experience!

ONE DAY SCIENCE IS GOING TO FIGURE OUT ULTIMATE SURPRISE AND THE SCIENTIST WHO DOES IT IS GOING TO GO TO HEAVEN HIGH FIVING EVERYONE ON THE WAY UP

EACH AND EVERY DAY! EVERY MORNING AFTER BREAKFAST! WAIT, THAT'S GROSS. NEVERMIND. LISTEN, CAN YOU THINK OF ANY OTHER VERBS THAT CAN APPLY TO «PANTS» TRANSITIVELY?

But which song goes with which, ah, THAT is the question

It's a borrowed tv set?