Utahraptor, people living for revenge get to walk slow-motion in front of more explosions than heartless plutocrats do. i can't just ignore that

He says hes impressed that I could recognize him, as he was mostly shot from above with will smiths body obscuring his features

My buddy olivers got so many opinions that he made himself a shirt that says that hes got opinions

He had his lawyer… draw it up?

Readers! Im lying! Its not dinosaurs that cant go 2 days without water. ITS HUMANS!! IT WAS HUMANS ALL ALONG

The court rules that the plaintiff must discern the difference between «natural law» and «positive law», and must ALSO stop imploring the jury to «set right what once went wrong»

Why oh why did i make lolita EVEN YOUNGER

The brilliant thing about loheta is that if anyone gets mad at his books content, they have only themselves to blame, as they constructed the story theyre reading! reputation: salvaged.

Guys who has stubbed his little toe so hard that hes broken it, multiple times? OH LOOK ITS ME, GOOD OLD HARD-WALKIN RYAN

I hope he comes home soon. from his month-long vacation in the tropics, that is!