Utahraptor, people living for revenge get to walk slow-motion in front of more explosions than heartless plutocrats do. i can't just ignore that

He says he's impressed that I could recognize him, as he was mostly shot from above with will smith's body obscuring his features

My buddy oliver's got so many opinions that he made himself a shirt that says that he's got opinions

He had his lawyer… draw it up?

Readers! I'm lying! It's not dinosaurs that can't go 2 days without water. IT'S HUMANS!! IT WAS HUMANS ALL ALONG

The court rules that the plaintiff must discern the difference between «natural law» and «positive law», and must ALSO stop imploring the jury to «set right what once went wrong»

Why oh why did i make lolita EVEN YOUNGER

The brilliant thing about loheta is that if anyone gets mad at his book's content, they have only themselves to blame, as they constructed the story they're reading! reputation: salvaged.

Guys who has stubbed his little toe so hard that he's broken it, multiple times? OH LOOK IT'S ME, GOOD OLD HARD-WALKIN' RYAN

I hope he comes home soon. from his month-long vacation in the tropics, that is!