There are a lot of logistical problems with zombie ghosts that i concede i am unable to quickly resolve

My friend with the arrow in his eye and i ran around and high tenned each other while shouting 'sawesome!!'? later, i helped him get to the hospital.

Instead of waking up screaming in terror, i woke up whispering «WEEEEEEEEAK» as hard as i could.

Apparently, rene's email is something easily confused with or very close to '[email protected]'

The alternate ending: T-Rex says «God? Is it possible for you to use grammar SO POORLY that even you can't understand what you were trying to say?» and God says «UM HELLO» and then he says «YOU'RE THE DUDE WITH THE BAD APOSTROPHES»

OMNI CONSUMER PRODUCTS BUYS OUT THE US MILITARY AND OBTAINS WOPR AND MAKES IT FIGHT SKYNET. I HAVE CALCULATED THIS TO BE AN AMAZING TALE. LISTEN. COMPUTERS DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES, OKAY?

Good save, good save

OGC guy! He's back, and he's KINDA CHEESED.

Nobody calls me captain sensible either

A LITTLE respect, please!