Also apparently i have memento disease?? maaaaaaaaaan

Attention everyone: i agree with panels one through two. splinter did good by those turtle boys.

«Nobody talks about ANY ninja turtles for months and months, but as soon as I mention «ninja teams» suddenly everybody has an opinion! Well it's too late, alright? I got there first, and it's ninja teams.»

If someone wants to create a «tattoos moms like» site, i will be the first to link to it. i am envisioning people with tattoos of themselves cooking a balanced meal, complete with thought bubbles that read «i'm learning how to take care of myself»

You just show that your first-person narrator was actually in an insane asylum and then OH MY GOD, did it actually happen? Who can say? Here, I can say. It didn't happen because your narrator was just no good. Listen. Never lend an unreliable narrator money.

WHO DOESN'T

T-rex would have said «oh no! are those ALLEGED criminals breaking into my house», but they were already wearing domino masks and carrying a laundry bag with a dollar sign on it

I celebrate Act Like A Logdriver Day, in which i go birling down and down white water. i do believe that's where the logdriver learns to step lightly

If shakespeare was alive today, future historians could just check his blog record and say, «aha! on april 7th his current music was 'linkin park' and his current mood was 'cheezed'. right on.»

T-REX IF I SAID NOT TO HAVE SEXY FUN TIMES IN THE PAST IT MUST HAVE BEEN SARCASTIC OR SOMETHING SO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO HAVE AS SEXY A FUN TIME AS YOU FIND YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH