You've got to be pretty sassy-assy to enroll in the monthly sassy-assy competition

Remember when YOU were young and believed no member of the interesting sex could ever find you attractive under their own volition?

A CAUTIONARY TALE!!

After discovering the word 'plagiarisms', i'm really not sure why 'plagiarism' should ever be used in the singular anymore. 'timmy! your essay is chock-a-block full… of PLAGIARISMS!!'

Of course under ordinary circumstances, the tiny black holes would end up at the centre of the earth, due to the planet's much greater gravity. but i remind you, ladies and gentlemen: these are no ordinary circumstances.

Guys! i'm beginning to think that the very concept of Australian Batman is flawed!

I'm literally sick of intensifiers. here, i'll show you. it's just around that tree there.

Can you imagine a digestive system running in «full reverse»? it's either entirely horrible, or it's comedy bronze, silver and gold.

For fun times, try calling people in positions of authority (teachers, police) «my boy». this may depend on your definition of «fun» and to a lesser extent, «times»

Victorians had a penchant for naked tableau: nude or topless women weren't allowed on stage, but there was a loophole that allowed them to be seen if they remained perfectly motionless. FACT OR FICTION??