I spent the entire comic building up ted, the text-to-speech voice guy, and then abandoned him in the last panel for mr. tusks! listen, ted: i have no regrets

Originally this comic tied together the car bumper / vacuum robot thing at the end, but then i was like, man, all this just gets in the way of vacuum robot directive three.

T-Rex's other ultimate disaster movie, «The Earth Stops Spinning and Everybody Flies Into A Wall», can easily be incorporated into the narrative. THE NARRATIVE IS EXPRESSLY DESIGNED TO ALLOW EVERYONE TO FLY INTO A WALL AT POINT OR THREE

Cowboy driving his horse hard in front of a chasing lava flow, rearing it up, fully unloading his two revolvers into the molten rock

People whose middle name is «Sheriff»: at least I know YOU'RE tough.

Furthermore, helen kane, betty boop, frank sinatra, rhonda towns, rose murphy, tina louise, and patricia kaas also all want to be loved by you, alone. this is sourced to wikipedia.

Surf city was actually written by brian wilson with some other non-beach boys, so really, t-rex is concerned about Beach Boys FANON.

You had me at the first mention of emblematic classic rock power ballad 'total eclipse of the heart'

MOM we have had this conversation BEFORE now where did you put my four-fingered white gloves and recordings of raymond scott's «powerhouse» COME ON

Bruce willis: GOOD TO HAVE AROUND?