Sometimes i feel like i don't know my friends, audio diary.

Two weeks later: t-rex opens his sales spreadsheet and replaces the s in the profits heading with a dollar sign

We would have our hands raising the roof except thats too hard to draw clearly at this size wooooo

Attention, enemies! I am barely resisting an «Im your biggest fan» joke right now.

A planet full of ahappy people, working boring jobs but not really minding, telling their significant others that love without happiness actually is different from just a really deep satisfaction, repeating it to themselves in the mirror every morning

My friend «P» has a bank card that suggests his middle name is «Spanky.» Way to go, P! ALSO, YES, if you are down with P then you are also correspondingly down with me.

Its time to kick ass and repent the murders i have committed to become king, and im all out of repentance

Why do i need to learn this stuff? im never going to use it in real life! now, back to shakespeare.

Joey comeau of a softer world dot com is here, and he says that if they found the nazi pin on me, it would just show people that not ALL nazis are bad. joey comeau: historys greatest monster?

Priorities change when you move from a gram to a kilogram.