T-rex is being a bad role model here. you shouldn't say stuff like that to friends. also you shouldn't read their mail. ARE YOU READING THIS, GUY IN CHINATOWN WHO READS MY MAIL? IT IS JUST A FLYER FROM THE GROCERY STORE. YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THAT, OKAY??

Looks like my monday night dance card just got filled up!

Richard Dawkins says we are going to die, and that that makes us the lucky ones! Richard Dawkins says a lot of things!

To realize that most of the science here is still being explored and revised, have that realization, then feel a LITTLE bit better?

Originally i had t-rex saying i have interests beyond laughing at 'weiners' to indicate he meant the word and not the item, but the quotes looked like sarcasm quotes, like how you'd write someone saying, oh, nice 'weiner'. ANYWAY! STAY CLASSY EVERYONE!

If you're cool in t-rex's books then you can't allow the universe to be torn apart at the macro through to subatomic level. he doesn't make the rules! he just enforces them.

What's that, Wikipedia? You say that in speculative fiction or counterfactual historical analysis, 'Australasia' is used to describe an alternate history Australia and New Zealand which agreed to political union at Australian federation in 1901, rather than seeking divergent British Empire Dominion status in 1901 and 1907 respectively?

Did you know that when you're tallying things with strokes, that's base one? it's true! it's called 'unary' and there's no zeros in it. let's see you solve fifth-order ODEs in THAT

Those of you with similar emotional problems might also want to take utahraptor's extremely good advice (not pictured!)

Idiot's not dumb. he just has a bad name. he rolls with his punches… we all do, right?