I like how the narrator is all, 'a comic about a talking dinosaur?', like he's just finding out about this now. HOW'S YOUR FIRST DAY GOING, PANEL 2 NARRATOR? FULL OF SURPRISES??

Come on, you would so play 'king's quest horse'! none can resist the promise of adventure games, and also, horse.

ROOM 406 IS A MESS. 204 IS EMPTY. THERE ARE SEVERAL DOORS LABELED «300». WHY ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING.

Alright alright, officer, i'll move along

FULL DISCLOSURE: this was actually just a few days ago with a guy whose name happens to be 'mozart', but who isn't that good at music. turns out he's ESPECIALLY not good at watching people for the changes and trying to keep up.

T-rex follows that up with 'ultra happiness' which is a happiness that is ultra. you get ultra happiness when a beautiful woman says she loves you and then gives you an ice cream sandwich and says 'this ice cream sandwich? it loves you too.'

Someone has just learnt how to italicise his speech and is /enjoying it/

It's called 'explosions magazine', and the word 'explosions' is always shown exploding on the cover. the car issue has different sorts of cars exploding, and the swimsuit issue has different sorts of swimsuits exploding. explosions magazine, ladies and gentlemen!

Aw, MAN!!

For the rest of his life t-rex always keeps one eye on his eggs, and finds he sighs just a little more often.