He's hugging a steak there in the last panel. it's right up to his chest. right on!

Did you hear the urban legend about the woman who eats a hot dog, but then it's actually a real dog? no you did not, because it is a stupid urban legend. hot dogs and real dogs don't even look the same! come ON.

If i left the last panel blank, would that be too obvious? MAYBE JUST A LITTLE, HUH??

Darn it, i don't know WHY i keep attending this 'second-rate book fair'. no matter how you parse it, it's always second-rate!

What i need you to imagine in panel 3 is a metal cowboy robot hand grabbing the crotch of a dinosaur, okay??

It's all young t-rex could think to give the best girl ever, but he never showed her it, because he thought to himself, 'aw, she must get these ALL the time.'

Why would a dehumanizer ray work on aliens? because they're anthropormophized! this concludes another installment of explanations that follow the formal structure of a joke but are not actually intended as one.

There are also little cartoon skulls with xs in their eyes. i can see them. they're crying, t-rex.

Some studies have shown that teaching basic sign language to babies before they learn to talk can both accelerate spoken language acquisition AND allow the baby to communicate before it's started talking, since talking is way is more demanding physically than moving your hands! THANKS SIGN LANGUAGE, NOW I WANT SOME KIDS

Oh hey, you can use that last line whenever ANYONE doesn't laugh at your joke, whether they have their PhD or not!