I may just have to sit down and write 'Dudes! Lesbians! Guess What? Here is How to Get Women to Like You. it is a great title for a book because it appeals to both dudes AND lesbians.

C-can you tell them that - that t-rex sent you?

I sit really quietly, and when they try to talk to me i play in the hall of the mountain king on a synthesizer that only synthesizes the screams of children

This comic is based on a story where I was talking with a guy and the guy said ryan you sure do use a lot of exclamation marks and I said were talking! how can you tell if Im using them or not? and hold on wait this storys no good

You offend a regular person its okay, but then you offend a sexy person and everyones all YOURE CRAZY

Determinism: seriously guys, lets never talk about it again!

An orbital tower is an elevator that goes straight up into SPACE. i believe this is the first time it has been suggested that one could jump out of them onto giant trampolines. arthur c clarke called satellites but i call this!

My birthday wish is to have dinosaurs sing 80s hip hop in bad french! you probably have similar desires

You can use sexually attracted in reverse to describe all sorts of things you dont like! for example, a mcdonalds fish sandwich is like being sexually attracted in reverse.

Youd think a dude with such good and practiced stomping skills would focus more on his feet than his fists, but sometimes all we can focus on is our weak points. THAT IS SOME DEEP AND MEANINGFUL STUFF RIGHT THERE DUDES AND LADIES