This comic is inspired by my friend chris and his remarkable, remorseless, and above all truly inspiring love of meat and cheese.

If you don't fantasize in pixel IM conversations then um, what are you waiting for

Can you imagine a world where everyone had an evil villain moustache? i, for one, would watch more reality television

I thought i invented this cheat but philosopher Ned Block beat me to the punch here, and the machine he imagines to do this is called 'blockhead', which, i concede, is a pretty awesome name for a made-up universe-sized computer

If you don't know him, heidegger is a 20th-century philosopher who is notoriously difficult to read. this is me: 'haha ouch heidegger sorry you're so hard to read dude :o'

T-rex nobody spoke like that in the 1920s or ever, come on, let's be SERIOUS

I have long held that t2 is the platonic form of action movies. all it's missing is a sex scene, and all that does to a movie is make it awkward to watch with your parents, so whatever! living liquid metal robots from the future NEVA4GET

If you randomly typed in 'qwantz.com' to your browser looking for topless friends, then boy! you are partially in luck!

Mulvey LATER wrote that the paper in which she talked about the male gaze was meant as more 'provocation' than 'well-reasoned argument'. sweet! this is a great way to silence critics. it is the 'hah - you fell for it suckers!' school of debate. the only allowable response is 'oh man, you got me! you got me!!'

'Too much poo' is the result of trying to not offend delicate sensibilities with the word 'diarrhoea', but then coming up with a euphemism that is more emphatic than the word it's trying to replace. if your life is like mine, then there hundreds more similar examples in your past! that's crazy!