Utahraptor has already heard 117 separate instances of poetry today. he is truly at a loss to explain it.

It was one of those Adventures that you don't really ever tell your diary about

This comic gets a lot funnier if you replace 'fall in love' with 'masturbate' in the first two panels. it's too bad i don't make sex comics! i've already got the first two panels down cold.

Alternate ending: t-rex actually takes it up with god, and asks what the deal is. 'i believe you said this would rule?' he asks, pointedly.

You can sneak crying pills into people's sandwiches for illegal weepy shenanigans

If you are actually in love with t-rex, and also named mark, then panel 6 is the panel for you

Friends, i have bad news! the answer is still actually 'no way'!

It's true! i personally know of TWO people who are doing this 'death in advance' thing. next time you put flowers on a grave, you should check that the person is actually dead! also this advice was probably already appropriate even before people started doing this.

I WAS JUST CHECKING MY EMAIL AND THEY CAME UP OKAY

I have almost no complaints about rare and brilliant moments of perfect self-awareness