Utahraptor has already heard 117 separate instances of poetry today. he is truly at a loss to explain it.

It was one of those Adventures that you don't really ever tell your diary about

This comic gets a lot funnier if you replace fall in love with masturbate in the first two panels. its too bad i dont make sex comics! ive already got the first two panels down cold.

Alternate ending: t-rex actually takes it up with god, and asks what the deal is. i believe you said this would rule? he asks, pointedly.

You can sneak crying pills into peoples sandwiches for illegal weepy shenanigans

If you are actually in love with t-rex, and also named mark, then panel 6 is the panel for you

Friends, i have bad news! the answer is still actually no way!

Its true! i personally know of TWO people who are doing this death in advance thing. next time you put flowers on a grave, you should check that the person is actually dead! also this advice was probably already appropriate even before people started doing this.

I WAS JUST CHECKING MY EMAIL AND THEY CAME UP OKAY

I have almost no complaints about rare and brilliant moments of perfect self-awareness