Nerf Now!! 2011 - 2020 (H)
Nerf Now!! 2011

I captured exactly 2 pokemons in Pokemon Go before deciding the gameplay was too shallow for me. If you had no childhood dream of filling your pokedex with pokemon the game has almost zero appeal.

Of course, lots of people HAD the childhood dream of filling their pokedex and endured the game for a bit but there is so much nostalgia google can do when the game has no gameplay AND no content.

One can just imagine what would happened if they had actually constant updates and some semblance of gameplay. Imagine a world where you could do normal battles (aka normal pokemon games) AND you had constant new pokemons to collect. The game could be huge.

But alas, it was not meant to be…

Nerf Now!! 2012

While I believe most compositions are viable, specially on low ranks, people seen to need a Reinhart on the front to function. Note having a Rein doesn't means they stay behind him, Rein is there to give the enemy a target to shoot and IF the enemy team choose to ignore the big guy with a shield you can see the team fold like a castle of cards.

However, if the enemy has a Roadhog, the only way to capture a point is to have a Rein. Don't give me crap about «bait the hook». If you are smart enough to bait the hook, the Hog may also be smart enough to not be baited..

If the enemy team has a Roadhog and your team has no Rein, being out of the spawn is being out of position basically. Yeah, people should swap, but Soldier has 12% ulti already, he can't change now!

Nerf Now!! 2013

No, I was not paid to make this strip by the way, I got my kegs the usual, non-sellout way.

Drawing Cd Projekt bird mascot was fun.

Nerf Now!! 2014

I started playing Witcher III so I could play Gwent there too. I'm curious to see how different both versions are plus I'm beyond late in trying Wild Hunt.

I also admit getting new cards is part of the fun of a card game and I can get the full Gwent collection there for free, even thou the card is slightly different. Buying Gwent cards would probably be a wiser investment of my time but being wise is overrated.

Nerf Now!! 2015

Looks like Overwatch is getting a new hero, with strong chances of it being a robot-mecha-omnic tank.

Some people disliked the idea of having another robot, specially another robot-tank since we already have D-va, but it's far easier to make 2 different robots than 2 different humans, just look at Zenyatta and Bastion for example, but call me biased, I just like robots I guess.

The pilot itself is a little girl but I'm pretty sure she will drive it remotely, not inside it like D-va.

What I WANT to know is what mechanics this tank will have. Maybe a damage reducing field so people just stick around him?

Nerf Now!! 2016

Been playing Wither III, it's nice, but huge.

Sorry for the late comic… while nothing bad is happening with me (thankfully) the world right now is a bit bleak and it end up affecting me. Hopefully it won't affect my humor.

Nerf Now!! 2017

Wow, I'm so behind schedule I'll probably spend this weekend catching up. Guess playing Witcher is out of question…

Having to buy new glasses today did not help.

Maybe I'll do more Geralt in Gensokyo adventures if I can find some good hook there.

Anyway, enjoy the weekend.

Nerf Now!! 2018

I dislike almost everything about Tobjorn, the accent, the WoW-ish dwarf model, the impractical arm and the shitty gun.

Really, fuck Tobjorn.

I just left White Orchad on Witcher… I'm almost finished, right guys?

Nerf Now!! 2019

Had to make 2 patreon pics and this page today so I'm a bit too tired to rant.

I'm 1/3 on Velen on Witcher III and already scared of how big the whole thing is… I will probably start being picky about what quests to solve…

Doing a sign heavy build right now… damage could be higher but I like the stamina regen for sign spam.

Nerf Now!! 2020

Dang, am I tired? Had trouble sleeping and this made making the comic hard. Perhaps I need a new bed?

On the good side, when I did sleep, I dreamed about a corgi puppie and this was good.

Still playing Witcher III, near the Crones now, still lots of witchering ahead…

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