Nerf Now!! 2021 - 2030 (H)
Nerf Now!! 2021
Nerf Now!! 2022
When I first saw Orisa, the new Overwatch model, I didn't like it, but seeing it animated made a whole wolrd of difference. I'm sure many will dislike the emoticon eyes she can make but I like it, remind me of Ghost in the Shell fushikomas.
It's still not my favorite kind of robot design, but I give it's pretty unique, and originality goes a long way for creating an memorable character.
Gameplay wise, I like her kit. I feel she can replace Reinhart on some compositions but I may be underestimating the disadvantage of not being able to move your shield after you deploy it. Still, playing Reinhart is hard and unfun if you are not a Rein main who knows when to commit and Orisa is more straightfoward on that way. Basically, if your team wants a Rein and you don't want to play him you can try Orisa and if they still complain you can pick Hanzo and tell than to fuck themselves.
Nerf Now!! 2023
Saw the new Zelda, and looks very nice, like Witcher III on Hyrule. You ride horses, kill people and steal their stuff.
I really like the visuals, and the game has a slightly Shadow of the Colossus vibe but what I enjoyed more was the gameplay. All the little interactions like being able to use your shield to slide, light up clubs to warm yourself and shoot drawbridges ropes to lower them… the game is full of those little mechanics.
If I had a Switch, I'd buy it and I'm not even a Zelda fan.
Nerf Now!! 2024
How Zelda held Ganondorf at bay for 100 years while keeping her good looks? Didn't she grow tired… or bored… or crazy of this century long struggle?
That's a lot of faith on a guy who already failed her once.
Need to say, Ganondorf didn't held his punchs this time. He is some freaky destructive force of nature thing and he still covered his bases by not rushing head-first to fight the heroes.
Nerf Now!! 2025
Based on this comic.
I don't judge what people do with their time, even idle time, but I'm surprised there are people interested in loot boxes when you can only get «vanilla» sets. I'd guess any set one want he would have bought at this point. I guess you can farm boxes to get duplicates (which turn into coins) and be ready for when a new bunch of sets are released but talk about commitment! You get peanuts for duplicates and seasonal sets cost triple!
But like I said, free idle time right? Some people just want to game the system I guess.
Nerf Now!! 2026
I secretly hoped the godlings to be evil because I wanted to dispense sweet witcher justice upon them.
But alas, they just act like super annoying ugly kids which, while agravating, it's not enough for me to pull my silver sword.
I can understand ghouls and drowners to be ugly, but can't helpful woodland critters have a non-disgusting face? CD Projekt, why? :(
Nerf Now!! 2027
When I make a comic like that, I fear sounding too harsh, but being political hardly make for good jokes so have a little rant…
If you like Hearthstone but is perhaps tired of jades and pirates, you'll enjoy Shadowverse, specially if anime cheesecake doesn't bother you. Any criticism about the Shadowverse gameplay could also be made about Hearthstone, with Shadowverse perhaps being more balanced. Perhaps.
However, if you think the Hearthstone formula is stale and you want something new, Shadowverse plays pretty much the same. This is good if you want to avoid a learning curve but bad if you are tired of it.
And which one is better? I like Shadowverse art more but isn't for everybody, and I can't say which one is more balanced either. If I had started with Shadowverse I'd probably stick with it, but since I started with Hearthstone I see few reasons to make the switch.
I miss the ding dong angel thou.
*fixed ding dong type.
Nerf Now!! 2028
Undecided if this comic should be filled has Dota or Overwatch, went with the first because it appears on the 1st panel.
Still working on Witcher, still on Velen. Can't make money to save my life but since game is easy I don't need to spend it anyway.
Decide to live a bit more healthy so I'm now doing bike and pilates, techinically I'm healthier but my body is always sore so…
I like to think of exercise like a pain saving account… you try to be healthy now to suffer less later at old age.
Nerf Now!! 2029
Junkrat pickers, please don't take this seriously. I believe all classes in Overwatch require some skill to be played at the highest level. Well, except Symmetra… I mean, auto-lock gun with automated sentries? I'm surprised the hero don't move by itself at this point.
But back to our peg-legged terrorist… Overwatch right now really favors DPS who can take out healers. You need either mobility or long range and Junk lacks both, a problem he shares with Reaper by the way.
This said, I feel the last part of Route 66 is perfect for Junkrat players, and the low ceiling means Pharahs there are more rare so there is that.
Personally, I wish he could lay more than one trap. This at least could give him some extra utility.
Nerf Now!! 2030
Mipha seen quite popular, and since she is featured on a more popular game I'm pretty sure she'll be a fan favorite. Meanwhile, Minette slowly fades into obscurity but HEY.. the community voted for the wrestler guy, right?
Forever salty!
Jokes aside, I prefer Minette to Mipha. I don't think the design is the problem since I think her brother looks like a cool dude so I'll risk to say the voice / attitude didn't made it for me.