Nerf Now!! 2001 - 2010 (H)
Nerf Now!! 2001
I know D-va is theorically 18+, but for me it was just Blizzard playing safe.
If Hana Song IS an adult, she surely doesn't act like one, but if you say she is 16 suddenly her attitude fits in.
Of course, given how mature some adults are today I may be being a bit harsh there.
Nerf Now!! 2002
Been playing a bit of Stories: Path of Destinies… if you enjoyed Bastion (the game, not the robot) you should check it.
I was watching SingSing play Dead Space 3 and while I know the game has its issues, it's still Co-Op Dead Space and I'd be playing it if was not on Yes, installing Origin is a bigger barrier for me than buying 2 copies of a bad game.
Nerf Now!! 2003
I am grinding Stories:Path of Destinies right now, got all the «truths» so I'm just focusing on one path now to get one of the good endings.
A flaw of the game I see now is there is very little variety in enemies, and 2 of the more common, Raven and Shield Raven are both pallete swaps AND has the same behavior.
I don't see me getting all the endings because I'm just bored of killing Ravens at this point. Doesn't help the game turn VERY easy after I got the maxed Ice Sword.
Nerf Now!! 2004
Been super tired lately due to exercises…
I hope it's the transition period before I get more fit because it sucks.
Been trying a bit Overwatch lately and there are Roadhogs everywhere… guess it's the new meta? Also, if your team don't have a good Soldier you'll be raped by a Pharah non stop.
All chars I played (Mei, D-Va) got nerfed so I tanked heavily this season. Probably a sign for me to play something else…
Nerf Now!! 2005
Coins are actually safe to handle because while you used to get 1-Up by gathering 100 rings, their count did not reset to zero after reaching it.
Modern Sonic games dropped the «lives» concept entirely as far I know so you just collect the rings for scoring purposes those days. I'm surprised Mario games still use them… I guess it's a bit of tradition but with infinite continues and constant checkpoints lives in Mario games are more decoration than anything.
Nerf Now!! 2006
Can i bitch about Roadhog? Because I'm going to bitch about Roadhog…
Fucking hook is instakill on anyone but a tank, and versus tanks he'll 2-shot them because they have huge hitboxes and his shotgun get full value there.
Hook could as well have infinite range. Only hero I can (sometimes) escape it is Pharah at the apex of her jump, and you better start to float away from him because he'll grab you if you are not touching the skybox.
100000 HP + self healing. You'll run out of bullets before he ran out of health.
The result he can survive ultimates, hook and kill whoever wasted his super ability on him… every 8 seconds.
Also ugly.
Conclusion: Icefrog and Riot had one night of hate sex and Roadhog is the result.
Nerf plis.
Nerf Now!! 2007
I wrote my big Roadhog rant because I was sure Blizzard would change nothing on him since they only put Bastion changes in the PTR.
To my surprise, Blizzard released a second batch of changes nerfing Roadhog, hopefully enough to make people survive the bullshit hook combo.
I started playing Reaper just to deal with him and been having relative success with it. It's like playing a Mei who kill people faster but is less annoying.
Nerf Now!! 2008
Nerf Now!! 2009
Nerf Now!! 2010
I had something weird on my eye and between all the options, it could be anything from cataract or glaucoma.
A visit to my medic later, and my eyes are fine. I just need new glasses which will cost a bit but outside that I'm not going blind, which are GREAT NEWS!
However, I had do dilate my pupils, so I could not draw this strip in time for Valentine's. Sorry.
Anyway, enjoy the strip. :)