The Breakdown Machine

Let's make a game based entirely around micromanagement.
Let's make a game where every moment must be spent efficiently or else it can't be completed at all; any wasted time means a growing anxiety of being able to finish. All your units must be fragile enough that a literal stray wind will severely debilitate them, and every enemy must be powerful enough to steamroll through and obliterate your entire squad in an instant if left unchecked. Let's make a game that forces you to spend several hours and superfluous effort to reach a goal that, if not reached correctly, will cease to exist.
Hell, while we're at it, let's put a time limit on the whole thing.

BUT WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Justice

I can't wait to crush some animals to death!

Gunship

But if you held down A you would get a giant cube of bullets! What's not to like!
…Disney characters are really hard to draw on-model!
I will draw something funny one of these weeks!

Stinking With Portals

Try it, mages! The rest of your raid will think it's really funny!

Spare the Rod

BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR FUNKY-FRESH FRIENDS AT THE AWKWARD ZOMBIE FORUMS.
I wonder how many variants of the first panel there I'll go through before my hands shrivel up and fall off and I stop doing comics.

Staircrossed

Yeah I don't even know.

Icebreaking

These comics are all eventually just going to boil down to «my friends are huge jerks.»
I don't know if having that first panel all huge like that is distracting to the eye or what WEHH.

Oh yeah, and apologies for no comic last week. I was sick and it was midterms week and I didn't really feel like doing nothin' and you are the victim of my negligence.

Survey Says

ALL OF THEM.

Frypolar

Megh I thought of a much better setup and delivery for this right after I finished drawing it. OOPS.
(I really like drawing people being electrocuted is this a problem)

Nicked

I rolled a rogue last week! Pickpocketing is fun but sometimes it misses and it is very distressing.
Very distressing.