Harassoline

Based on near-true events! AREN'T MY PARENTS WACKY!
And we never did find out.
Yeah it's not that funny. That's why I don't do comics about my life. WHO DO I THINK I AM, SCOTT KURTZ?
But it was a decent enough excuse to try and learn how to draw a cars, even though I gave up around the fifth panel.
Speaking of a cars, your puny planet is no match for our a car!
Look at that car. It is gigantic; my illustration does not even do it justice. I am learning to drive with that car, and I am short, and I can barely see over the steering wheel.