Well, got most everyone back

“Oh the weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed.

AHHH! WE'RE TAKING OVER THE SHIP! WE'VE GOT TO GET MR. KORNADA TO THE SPACEPORT IMMEDIATELY!

AHHH! WE'RE TAKING OVER THE SHIP! WE'VE GOT TO GET MR. KORNADA TO THE SPACEPORT IMMEDIATELY!

AHHH! WE'RE TAKING OVER THE SHIP! WE'VE GOT TO GET MR. KORNADA TO THE SPACEPORT IMMEDIATELY!

Less than an hour in command and already I'm having my first mutiny. When starship captains are remembered, I bet I'm going to be legendary.

Well, got most everyone back

We've got to get Mr. Kornada to the spaceport!

That's what I want to do!

But I have to rescue Florence before she drowns!

THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO!

THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO!

THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO!

This battle would be much more intense if both sides weren't trying to lose.

Oh no! I've got his legs! Hurry, get Sam a wrench so he can club me!

Well, got most everyone back

Victory! Horrible, horrible victory!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CAN'T LEAVE FLORENCE!

SHE SAVED YOUR LIFE! IF IT WEREN'T FOR HER, YOU'D BE IN THE WATER SEING SO MANY FISHES, YOU'D THINK YOU WERE STUCK ON SCREEN SAVER!

SHE'S NOT HERE BECAUSE SHE WENT BACK TO GET YOU!

When this is done, I'm going to need all my guilt chips over-clocked.

Well, got most everyone back

I'm locked out of the control room. I can't sabotage the ship because then we'd all drown and it still wouldn't help Florence.

[!1.2]There's only one thing to do in a situation like this!

I've got to find Mr. Kornada and take him for everything he's got!

Well, got most everyone back

I hoped the roof would have lasted longer, but at least I got the two robots to safety.

Still I'm sure any canine would agree with me that this situation is completely unfair.

I already took a bath today.

Canine in the water

The ship looks like it's having control problems. Now they're headed back to the spaceport.

It's the right thing to do, but that must have been an agonizing decision, having to leave a crew member behind for the safety of the ship.

Poor Sam. If I survive this, I'll have to think of some way to make it up to him.

Canine in the water

Wet fabric holds air. I just need to kick off my boots and tie a knot in the end of my pants legs.

Fill it with air and i've got a workable life jacket. From the ship's map, wind and current are pushing me towards land. I should be able to find shelter there.

Considering that I'm in my underwear in near freezing water during a hurricane, I think I'm doing pretty well.

Canine in the water

We have emergency landing clearance. The tower has control of the ship. There's nothing more we can do.

We should have free will back in a minute.

I really hate this part. Here, have a stick.

Our designers call this positive reinforcement. I call it adding insult to injury.

Bad robot! Bad! If I were a good robot, my programmed safeguards wouldn't have to take over.

Bad robot! Bad! If I were a good robot, my programmed safeguards wouldn't have to take over.

bip

bap

bip

bip

Canine in the water

It's like you said. You need to reduce your taxes.

You're agreeing with me, so your conclusions must be valid.

The reason your taxes are so high is because your profits are so high. I can fix that.

I'm also impressed by how you treat your people.

They wouldn't be called human resources if they weren't meant to be strip mined.

Strip mine – открытый карьер, но при переводе идёт путаница между творительными падежами “карьерА” (в карьере) и “карьерЫ” (в карьере) из-за созвучия слов, поэтому взял “шахту”

Canine in the water

We're taking Mr. Kornada to medical. He's having a heart attack.

No, he's not.

Yes I am. Gasp. Gasp. Oh, the pain.

Hey, I've given enough people heart attacks to know what they look like, and that is not a heart attack.

YOU LIED TO US!?!

I motivated you. My goal was met. The way you're acting, you'd think that was a bad thing.