EN / Freefall 0221 - 0230 (H)
Freefall 0221
Trip to “The Golden Trough”, the finest in bad cuisine
Bad food buffets are an art form. Las Vegas is famous for them.
This place has the same hideous charm. The only thing it lacks is gambling.
Almost 90%
of our food is non-toxic
of our food is non-toxic
Ah, good. They DO have the gambling angle covered.
Freefall 0222
Your problem is that you're a carnivore. You're picky about what you eat.
My race evolved from the noble scavenger. We prosper because we can eat almost anything.
Sam, a cockroach just took a bite of your food and died!
HA! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, BABY!
Дарвиновское “The fittest surviving” часто неправильно переводят как “выживает самый сильный”, хотя правильно – “выживает самый приспособленный”
Freefall 0223
I've just come from the kitchen.
Okay, Helix. Why are you staring at me?
I'm waiting to see if you become a cannibal.
That's it. I'm out of here.
Freefall 0224
YOU CAN'T LEAVE! I PAID FOR THIS! I PAID FOR THIS!
She can't leave! I paid for two people! Now what am I supposed to do?
You could eat twice as much.
Ugh! Why is it always the captain who has to suffer for the actions of his crew?
Freefall 0225
Helix, go after her. See if she wants to come back.
I've let people down before, but this time I actually feel bad about it.
I hope it's just the food. This would be a terrible time in life to start developing morals.
Freefall 0226
How to catch a deer. Sort of
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, DEER!
I'm being your conscience, just like Jiminy Cricket.
In the original story, Pinocchio squished that cricket.
Freefall 0227
Waaah! You want to eat Bambi!
RRRR. Okay, how about a compromise? Do you have any objections about a deer that's been road killed?
Suppose I don't want to compromise?
Then I rip you into tiny pieces and take my pick of the herd.
Road kill it is.
I like dealing with Florence. She makes it so easy to make a decision.
Freefall 0228
Helix! Look! It's an obvious distraction!
Where?
I don't see any obvious distractions.
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Road Kill.
Hey, wait a minute…
Freefall 0229
Now what do we do?
Well, we need a place to get this deer ready to eat.
The Golden Trough
Surgical strike. We go in, we get permission, we fix lunch, we get out.
Culinary commando Helix! Standing by to be polite and cook ass, Ma'am!
Freefall 0230
Uh, guys. There's a big dog, wearing a dress, asking if she can use the kitchen.
Sure Ryan. You go tell that big dog she can use whatever she wants.
Food fumes causing hallucinations again?
We have got to get that kitchen better ventilated.