Trip to “The Golden Trough”, the finest in bad cuisine

Bad food buffets are an art form. Las Vegas is famous for them.

This place has the same hideous charm. The only thing it lacks is gambling.

[!1.3]Almost 90%
of our food is non-toxic

Ah, good. They DO have the gambling angle covered.

Trip to “The Golden Trough”, the finest in bad cuisine

Your problem is that you're a carnivore. You're picky about what you eat.

My race evolved from the noble scavenger. We prosper because we can eat almost anything.

Sam, a cockroach just took a bite of your food and died!

[!1.3]HA! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, BABY!

Дарвиновское “The fittest surviving” часто неправильно переводят как “выживает самый сильный”, хотя правильно – “выживает самый приспособленный”

Trip to “The Golden Trough”, the finest in bad cuisine

I've just come from the kitchen.

Okay, Helix. Why are you staring at me?

I'm waiting to see if you become a cannibal.

That's it. I'm out of here.

Trip to “The Golden Trough”, the finest in bad cuisine

[!1.2]YOU CAN'T LEAVE! I PAID FOR THIS! I PAID FOR THIS!

She can't leave! I paid for two people! Now what am I supposed to do?

You could eat twice as much.

Ugh! Why is it always the captain who has to suffer for the actions of his crew?

Trip to “The Golden Trough”, the finest in bad cuisine

Helix, go after her. See if she wants to come back.

I've let people down before, but this time I actually feel bad about it.

I hope it's just the food. This would be a terrible time in life to start developing morals.

How to catch a deer. Sort of

[!1.5]RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, DEER!

I'm being your conscience, just like Jiminy Cricket.

In the original story, Pinocchio squished that cricket.

The Adventures of Pinocchio

How to catch a deer. Sort of

Waaah! You want to eat Bambi!

RRRR. Okay, how about a compromise? Do you have any objections about a deer that's been road killed?

Suppose I don't want to compromise?

Then I rip you into tiny pieces and take my pick of the herd.

Road kill it is.

I like dealing with Florence. She makes it so easy to make a decision.

How to catch a deer. Sort of

Helix! Look! It's an obvious distraction!

[!1.1]Where?

I don't see any obvious distractions.

[!4.0]W
H
A
M
!

Road Kill.

Hey, wait a minute…

How to catch a deer. Sort of

Now what do we do?

Well, we need a place to get this deer ready to eat.

[!2.0]The Golden Trough

Surgical strike. We go in, we get permission, we fix lunch, we get out.

Culinary commando Helix! Standing by to be polite and cook ass, Ma'am!

How to catch a deer. Sort of

Uh, guys. There's a big dog, wearing a dress, asking if she can use the kitchen.

Sure Ryan. You go tell that big dog she can use whatever she wants.

Food fumes causing hallucinations again?

We have got to get that kitchen better ventilated.