Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-10

Take the money!

No! If you want to give it away, there's something wrong with it!

It's counterfeit! It's been licked by a cat! It's radioactive!

You covered it with squid germs! It's stolen from the Mafia! Get it away from me!

This guy's a treasure trove of good ideas. Helix, I hope you're writing these down.

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Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-13

[!1.22]Emergency Planetary Warehouse 3
Strategic Pie Reserve

I do not see this ending well.

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Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-15

Emergency Planetary Warehouse
3 Strategic Pie Reserve

Pies! The only thing more dangerous than a french ninja is a french ninja with a pie!

Ninja? Aren't you guys supposed to remain unseen?

The Sous-Sensei allows us time off while shopping.

But the art of invisibility…

Kind of works against you when the baker calls your ticket number.

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Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-17

Welcome to the Strategic Pie Warehouse. Pies for your every need.

To access, please stand near any vendo-matic machine and request the number and type of pie desired.

The Strategic Pie Warehouse holds enough pies to feed 50,000 people for three years. In case of planetary ecosystem collapse, please keep this fun fact in mind before resorting to cannibalism.

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Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-20

They can't be far ahead. With luck, perhaps I can stop this before pies start flying.

Pie requested. Lemon cream. One.

Enjoy your meal. With the activation of the Strategic Pie Warehouse, emergency services have been notified and are on their way.

They can't be far ahead. With luck, perhaps I can stop this before half the city is involved.

Color by George Peterson

She “flies” gracefully like an arrow. In comparison, the running man looks so ridiculous, as if shot from a bow by vertically placed arrows (Жирафик Рафик)

Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-22

Stay back! I'm armed with a pie!

Egads! An imbalance of power!

Pie! One! Algae and Lichen Swirl! Delivery speed! As fast as possible!

Thank you, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-24

It's begun! A pie has been requested! We must arm ourselves for the upcoming battle!

Two pies! Paramecium Parfait and Amoebae Ripple.

You know, the temptation to use this thing is awful.

I know. Let's find some targets besides each other fast!

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Paramecia, Parfait

Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-27

Ha! Reinforcements have arrived! Prepare to meet 3.14159 kinds of sticky doom!

Florence, grab a pie and join the good fight!

I can't.

Why not?

I ran over here on all fours. I can't throw a pie without washing my hands first. It would be unsanitary.

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Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-29

Before we start throwing pies, what is the problem here?

I sort of neglected to give the baker any money this morning.

Now that I've come back to pay, he's not accepting it.

Sniff Sniff

If Sam's trying to give away money, there's something wrong with it!

YUCK!

Oh, sure. Take the human's side.

Troubles with the baker and pies for all
[!0.987]2009-07-31

You can't give that money to the baker. It's disgusting.

Money is never disgusting. But I shall follow your advice and keep these bills close to my heart.

And you. How many pies would we have to throw until we do more damage than what Sam owes you?

Let's see. With the cost of pies… Two.

Then wouldn't it make sense to stop now before we go deeper into debt?

Florence. Financial responsibility has no place in a pie fight!

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Poor Flo, you smelled Sam's money. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten. (Варг)