Freefall 0393
Sam the card flounder

Hold on. Helix, is there such a thing as a robot wedgie of appreciation?
Helix, you know you can't lie to me.
I'm sure Qwerty and Dvorak appreciate this chance to give you a wedgie.
Okay, then. For a moment, I thought you guys were trying to pull one over on me.
We could never do that, Sam. There's not enough slack.