Fumble in the Jungle

There was actually some kind of copyright issue that prevented them from using Tarzan assets in Chain of Memories, but before I learned that I just assumed the game also wanted to forget about that level.

Spectacles to Behold

Frankly, the fact that they're all wearing shirts should be good enough for us.

Slashed Fiction

Pretty sure that's how the book goes.

Headcanon

Dark Samus is just having fun making new friends.

Royal Pain

Doing comics about Kingdom Hearts is just a proxy for doing comics about Disney movies. Nobody can stop me.

Off Your Chest

Like a tiger in a cage, there's something disheartening and frankly unsettling about seeing Kratos with a shirt on. That nipple is meant to roam free.

Climbing the Ranks

I mean, sure, they could teleport, but Xemnas thinks it's rude.

Hold Up Your Horses

Arthur Morgan has a rare medical condition where he can't focus his eyes on anything unless there's a gun in his hand, and John should be more understanding of that.

Out to Dry

On the bright side, it isn't even plugged into anything.

Out for the Count

We're in too deep, we can't change the name again now.