AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0601 - 0610 (D)
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A Sense of Scale

Honestly, Super Smash Bros has too many protagonists for «my parent(s) are dead» to garner sympathy from anyone.

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Flour Dynamics

The army is allowed to eat anything they want, as long as it doesn't seem like it might be of value or useful later.

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Trade War

Chain of Memories is a game about card games.

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Dead and Polygon

Toot toot, here comes your spicy hot take on a game that came out two years ago!!

TO BE HONEST I REALLY ENJOYED YOOKA-LAYLEE AND I THINK THIS IS KIND OF UNFAIR, but everything I didn't like about the game felt like a conscious choice to include.

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Turn the Other Clique

If you think about it Ridley's just a Pokemon anyway.

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Decked

The first few maps of Chain of Memories are just to lull you into a false belief of your life not being about to be ended by Cloud Strife.

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Korok Bottom

This comic right here was written by Nate Landin. Today we are all landin' in a better place.

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Treasure Pressed

Because Kingdom Hearts is absolutely the kind of game that would have 12 identical empty floors and then one floor that looks the same but has a treasure chest containing the ultimate weapon.

There wasn't, but that didn't stop me from checking every time.

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Not a Dog Person

A dog with no pants?! Society has gone too far.

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It's just a tip jar for now, but patrons will be the first to know if cool stuff starts to happen there. Thank you for your support!!

AWKWARD ZOMBIE 0610

Cat Food

This very morning, my cat Crow looked at the omelette I was eating and it gained a layer of cat hair. I would not trust him with the spatula.

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