Now, come out and we can have a nice talk. Oh, crud! MOVE!
Do you know when you use an emergency shutdown? In an EMERGENCY! It leaves active neurotransmitters in the synaptic cleft! The vesicles don't reuptake! Idiots! Are you trying to cause a cascade failure?
I'M FIXING THIS NOW!
Doctor Bowman, we agreed. No brain surgery while you're angry! I'm serious! You open her skull, you're losing your Commnet privileges!
Surgery?! Do I look like a blind watchmaker?! That brain is intelligent design! It has external interfaces!
You are right! I shouldn't do this angry. I'm going to my tantrum room and beat the big dummy until its head caves in! Then I'm coming back and changing her security settings so every imbecile with a remote doesn't have a direct pipeline into her brain!
He has been so mellow today. You're a good influence on him.
Отсылка к книгам Ричарда Докинза.
Неужели это действительно произойдет? (plBots)
Now's your chance. Go! The airlock's at the end of the first hallway!
I'm not going. There is a security hole in my head!
I've had that remote used on me more in the last week than the rest of my entire life! It's got me terrified that I'm going to be up a ladder and some public domain printed remote is going to be used to turn me off!
It would be unlucky to be going under a ladder and have a wolf fall on you.
It's unlucky for the wolf whether there's someone under the ladder or not.
Okay, I'm tired and back in control. Why aren't you talking to Commander Poopy Head?
He got a call from the police and cut me off.
Hmm. Police. That should give me a couple minutes. Biometric Verification. Iris. Ears. Voice. Single Use Code Phrase: “You were/will be from Gandahar.” Enter Maintenance Mode.
I wish my brain could do what yours is doing. I was never designed for maintenance. Crude sledgehammer controls only. Speaking of which, once I finish here, I really need to remember to take my anti psychotics.
Гандахар – старый НФ мульт про борьбу жителей далёкой планеты против роботов из будущего.