Later on, a generation that is both genius-level and genius-level horny, fails to thank ANYONE

His legs were like the two worst guys at your office: neither of them would quit

I gave them every opportunity to succeed, but sometimes you've just got to take the L, regroup, and hope they can do better next time

In Animal Crossing when you become best friends they give you a framed portrait of themselves. In Gotham, they give you an inconveniently-sized statue instead. This is canon

Please to join up with my new school of philosophy: Everything-T-Rex-Says-Is-Rightism. It's a great philosophy because the truth is always easy to discern and we never have to worr– hold on, hold on: I'm getting word that I have, once again, accidentally started a cult

Pronoun attachment ambiguity can sometimes be too hard, and yes, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, desperately confused as to who precisely she was

YOU'D THINK THERE'S NO CORNERS IN A GAME ABOUT LAKES BUT THERE ARE AND HE APPARENTLY CAN'T STOP DEDUCING WAYS TO GET STUCK IN THEM

INSIDE THE HOUSE was where the descriptivist was calling from! ….er, I mean, the descriptivist was calling from inside the house!!

Don't JUDGE, it's SURPRISINGLY DIFFICULT

Who is this mysterious dinosaur, how did he own us all so hard even whilst he slept eternally, and what greatness have we lost??