Okay fine YES THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY and YES THE LASAGNA WAS DELICIOUS and YES I SOMETIMES STILL EAT A WHOLE LASAGNA but i cook them in the oven now so it's classy

Or maybe i overreacted THREE TIMES?!!! THREE TIMES!!!!!!????

To be fair: wine's good too

Michael… i didn't say stop

Now I gonna invent AND test a targeted neuron-destroying machine, leaving my plans for today coated in a thick chunky slurry of OBJECTIVE badness! You see? You see what you've done??

It's called the wicked bible and it may well be YOUR new favourite religious text

WHEN WE'RE ALL KING CRABS… WE'LL ALL BE KING

Can someone PLEASE talk to t-rex about the adjective phrases he chooses to put in front of the words «world war»

*accordion music intensifies as a dog approaches you with intent*

Shout out for my boy utahraptor, he was mean to me once but we worked through it! holla