This whole scheme seems to rely on 90-year-olds being great writers but having trouble coming up with original characters or ideas while ALSO being murderous. and to that i say: awesome

Please, facebook didn't just ruin PEOPLE. it also ruined websites and several countries

If i may be so bold: Sexy Generational Wealth Inequality

Angola Maldives also maybe worked for the UK? So it was a little weird he'd be called in to do an American investigation. Angola decided to spy on what the deal was with that whole thing later

Omega five contains the godspark and lets you rewrite history, you heard it here first

NO REGRETS. okay: some regrets

All i want is a piece with all the powers of a girl and all the powers of a squirrel

DC I know you would like me to pay to license Batman for this, but I believe this slip of paper I'm sliding across the table that reads «hey listen, I don't got no money» makes a compelling counterargument

Chess famously has no hidden information: you and your opponent both know everything there is to know about the state of the game. But what my secret kryptonite pawn presupposes is: maybe you don't??

That feel when ur friend sets up their own pun and u realize this conversation was engineered towards facilitating it