Say it like you're speaking to siri, with an air of annoyance and an expectation that you are about to be misunderstood in a way that feels deliberate

Attention youth: once you fix climate change is it too much to ask for an all-new ditty about the chattanooga choo choo

Do not show this comic to any babies; i don't want to have to go over this with them AGAIN

We're all just gonna let the fact that language was called a «hallucination» pass, huh? cool cool

Look, all i'm saying is, why learn 100 words when you can be MUCH more productive by learning 1 word and 99 prefixes!!

Given the lack of mobile devices in this comic, let's say it takes place 15 years ago, setting it squarely in the celebrated «dinosaur comics circa 2004» continuity. and given t-rex calling his ankle «ankie», let's go on to say it takes place in the celebrated «non-canon, MY t-rex would never say that, here is a fan fiction that both explains and corrects this gaffe» continuity!!

You have gained 1 point(s) of DECIDING THAT THE MORE UNPOPULAR YOUR OPINION IS THE MORE CORRECT IT IS! you have unlocked the achievement of: «BEING 'FUN' AT 'PARTIES'»

But UNTIL then I want to talk about IDIOMS and METAPHORS

Correction: since sandos are named by their filling (see: ham sandwich on rye), life is ACTUALLY an event sandwich on diapers. Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.

When we talk about the importance of giving young people opportunity we did NOT mean in the «means, motive, and» sense. unless….?