Wow TOM way to hog all the fame and talent TOM, hey tom HANKS for nothing

Spent some time wondering if a giant t-rex would refer to a sea monster as «giant» and decided that these sea monsters are just REALLY big

Comics on the internet sometimes have hidden text too, like this, which if you're reading we really should've hidden better

I take it back i take it back THEY ALL DO, I PROMISE THEY ALL DO

Yes and if it also lets me think of what i should've said in the moment it happened, rather than the next morning in the shower or perhaps while later descending a staircase, i'll take twenty million of them

I once knew a woman who shook her head when she heard stories like this, smh

Another King Kong, the real one, sighed as he threw yet another biography over the edge of the Empire State building. «Even the large print editions of these books are far too small for my giant hands,» he muttered.

You might think the cutting the ropes would merely drop the hostages INTO the vats of acid, but no, batman was so good that he was actually cutting the ropes that held the vat of acid beneath the hostages. it is a truth universally acknowledged that the more complicated you make your death traps, the more ropes there will be for one to throw batarangs at

«at least now there's the potential to live life as a dog,» thought jack. «phew.»

Goosie the Goosy Goose was about 5m long and weighed almost 500 kilograms, with a curved sickle claw on each of her feet that made her well-suited to stabbing, maiming, and tearing flesh from bone