Once i'm rich i promise to apologize for a lot of things that result in me continuing to be rich

I'm not a weirdo sex maniac, i'm an extremely regular and NORMAL sex maniac thank YOU very much

*sigh* WHY ARE WE SHOUTING

I would also like to announce my retirement from ever being wrong! Can't wait, don't know why I didn't think of this sooner, except maybe for that thinking I couldn't retire from being wrong must've been my very last instance of ever being wrong

I just can't get over how he's a gorilla but he still wears a hat, don't judge me, i assure you i've already judged myself PLENTY

Birdo and f.l.u.d.d. otp, share if u agree

This comic is based on my dad doing that «counting down» trick with my dog Chompsky, and how much my dad did NOT enjoy it when i bounced it back to him :0

Remix utahraptor is MORE than willing to get jiggy with ANY amount of it

All great literature has within it at least the POSSIBILITY that a robot might show up at some point

I regret to inform you that i feel really confident about all these predictions