There! now you don't have to read TWO books!

SOUTHERN USA: you want me to call all pops «cokes» regardless of flavour? well you might as well drag some wrought iron, granite, and carving drills up here and start a graveyard because I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

Jesus → Gee Whiz → Cheeze Whiz → Cheeze Whiz Christ confirmed

Man i wish [everyone who was awesome before they died's name here] hadn't died, because that set includes literally everyone who was awesome but who also has died

…BUT IT CERTAINLY WASN'T THE HOST TO CALL EVERY CALLER «COUSIN» AND TO INTERRUPT THEM TO ASK THEM WHAT THE WEATHER WAS LIKE WHERE THEY WERE BEFORE THEY COULD EVEN REQUEST A SONG

Later: ………aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sometimes boobs too, if you're into mammals. and, I WILL SAY IT, a surprising lack of cloaca

Later on sherlock holmes got restored to normal in a way that made sense and was narratively satisfying

I'm not a hermit!! I'M the mayor of utopia city

You heard it here first: baby boomers are immortal and I guess we all just have to deal with that