ALSO: IF YOU CAN WHISTLE, YOU CAN DO THIS TOO. YOU ARE A WIZARD. YOU CAN SUMMON THE NOISE OF BROKEN ROBOTS. NO GODS CAN JUDGE YOU EITHER, SO THAT'S NICE

Yes more modern algebraic calculators will let you drop some of those equal signs. NO IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE, BRACKETS ARE STILL GONNA MESS YOU UP, THIS EXHIBIT IS CLOSED

This time it was graffiti, but in other future comics it's PROBABLY just gonna be thoughts. this concludes «HOW TO READ DINOSAUR COMICS: PART 1»

True facts: any story you'd like to write but which violate copyrights is technically a story SO AWESOME the law made it illegal!! And by «technically» i mean «only if you mentally rearrange events so that copyright gets invented AFTER your story and as a direct response to how awesome your story is, but still!!»

In this hovertext, the car is a metaphor for your unfinished novel, half-sewn sweater, AND cross-stitch that five years ago you started the border on. also it's literally the kit car you bought and never put together

I'd define your best part as the part of you that lasts the longest, so all your meatbits are off the table. The best part of anyone is their skeleton, ESPECIALLY if they die in a silty river where their bones can be fossilized. DONE. Gimmie them skellies

The current political state of the world is: []good []bad []neutral []haven't heard of it []something i've been meaning to look into []tedious at best []a grim but welcome distraction from the inevitable FUTURE political state of the world

There may be some downside to taking existing swears and adding «o» to the end. after due consideration of everyone's feedback, I am proud to announce that moving forward I will be adding «o'» to the FRONT of them instead

The James Bond books are public domain in Canada though! that's right: america's neighbour to the north has socialized health care, paid maternity leave, and LEGAL JAMES BOND FANFIC

Haha woo