This is not a stealth announcement that Dinosaur Comics has an Instagram account. It doesn't! This is just ME helping you with your FRIGGIN' PROBLEMS!

This comic started out as a comic called «fun facts about parallelograms» but then I decided to KICK THINGS UP A NOTCH. also: there were simply too many fun facts about parallelograms to choose from

Here I am using the Squirrel Girl theme song in Dinosaur Comics! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO??

Bermuda, bahama / come on pretty mama / i don't know why i called you «pretty mama» / it just slipped out / no, i know it's weird / i don't think of my mother when i look at you, i swear / honestly i don't know why i said it please just give me a second chance

Yes I wrote this on a plane, yes i wrote this after a stranger looked inside my body

If you ever feel like you're in danger, try learning math! after all, there's always… safety in numbers

Yes I used numbers in the last panel, but if you're upset just imagine I wrote «I'm looking at you, FRANCE, with your no need for 'pair of pairs of pairs of pairs of pairs of pairs plus a pair of pairs of pairs of pairs of pairs plus just a lonely thing', we'll call THAT number 'pair of pairs of pairs of pairs plus a pair of pairs times a pair of pairs plus a pair of pairs of pairs plus a pair plus a triptych of pairs plus a lonely thing'». JUST READ THAT INSTEAD AND FEEL YOURSELF BECOME… BECALMED

Or maybe it's because gas expands as it gets higher up and things cool when they expand? who knows?? if only there was a professor of science who we could reliably contact without our letters being intercepted by a third party

…ters gonna hate

The thing with the highway to the danger zone is that they rarely say hello to you there, which can EASILY put you on the road to vengeance