It is a thing I am Working On

This much I know is true: when people look back on US in a thousand years, someone's prolly gonna call us a bunch of big a-holes >:|

Please feel free to learn all history from this comic; i promise you will at least be interesting at parties

Utahraptor is all «[edvard munch's 'the scream' tumbles out of his mouth and hangs in the sky impossibly, and all who gaze upon it feel madness crawling inside their eyes]»

Womp womp

AN IDEA: let's destroy civilization first just to see

Potential slogans: «Don't Worry, He's Friendly», «He's A Good Dog, Yes He Is», and/or «The Paws That Refreshes… America».

This comic is 100% autobiographical; I read «The Catcher in the Rye» for the first time last week and I absolutely thought it was about baseball. American novel written in the 50s, with that title? COME ON. I fully expected it to be about Catcher going after a pop fly and accidentally running out into the rye, wherein the contradictions of his youth and/or the American dream are laid bare. PASS.

Look i already said sorry, what more do you want??

Also now you have something to do with that bucket of squirming rodents, so: double win