Ah, ancient greece, inventors of both democracy AND the phrase «another doctor is a more successful doctor than me? HE MUST BE HORNIER, ARREST HIM»

You only need to breathe in less than one MICROgram of it to die! a mason jar full of botulism would be enough to kill all humans on the entire planet! NOBODY DO THIS, NOBODY KILL ALL HUMANS BECAUSE THIS SECRET TEXT IN MY WEBCOMIC TOLD YOU ALL YOU NEED TO DO IT!! I WILL BE MEGA CHEEZED

What should we invent next? weaponized anthrax? ALREADY DID IT, WAY AHEAD OF YOU

Number 1 is SUCH a lonely number that we've all become all worried about it: we're always checking in, trying to cheer it up, saying how we hope things are going well. in other words, now you know why everyone's always… looking out for number 1

They're not radio boxes, they're check boxes. choose as many as you want. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED

Bonering boners language

Panel six counts because «pizza» is in it, and placing a pizza as a topping on top of another pizza is the highest and most evolved form of pizza

«Save scumming» is when you keep restoring a saved game so you can get the outcome you want. It'll become a really popular dating technique in about 120 years or so.

Once you notice the sun is white, you may start noticing some other unsettling things, such as: a party guest nobody else can recall the next day, a tv commercial that's just static but which everyone else agrees advertised some ill-defined product, 34 straight hours during which all «yellow sun» people on Earth weren't present: you know, the usual

There's a scene in the bible where god gives a donkey the power of speech, but, CRITICALLY, there's not one where he takes it away. spinoff bible following the adventures of the only talking donkey in the world wherein she hilariously and accidentally sets into motion all the events we know from the regular bible: y/n/ABSOLUTELY??