Ideas even t-rex rejected: «-NO- FEAR», «TIME COPS», «HARD MODE», and «TRUK NUTZ»

Utahraptor this banner you hung up over here is super convenient and matches our conversation perfectly! how did you know??

It happens to me randomly / though when i force it you can see / it gets bad pretty quickly / and that's why rhyming is… difficult

«Ow ow ow!! my EMOTIONS.»

When big-city lawyer James Helpings inherits his late father's family restaurant, James is forced to return home, fully intending to close the business. But when he sees all the good he can do there, and how this small town reminds him of the really important things in life, James decides to stick around. Make each Thursday night family night, with «Second Helpings».

FORREST GUMP: a problem athlete who wants to team up with an attractive jerk. *BASICALLY* THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, YOU ALL SAW IT

Anyone who says their interests are so nuanced and varied that they can't possibly be summed up with five verbs or nouns is not allowed to come to this party. i'm sorry but you can be a rare and beautiful butterfly ELSEWHERE

EARLIER: «ryan, what is it like inside your head? can you perhaps write a comic that illustrates?»

Second-hand farts

Dat Ass. Dat Date. <3DatDate.dotgov: Because Life's Too Short Not To <3 Dat Date.