Toronto, ontario, canada: may 4th-6th 2012

LADIES: is it grosser to puke up a tiny corpse or slowly consume that corpse as a source of food energy?? If we date we can discuss that!! okay so hit that contact me button to confirm we can date

Look up «yolo» to see a picture of me rolling up a extra large pizza so it looks like a giant cigar and then, eating the giant cigar

Later, t-rex starts a new version of kickstarter where support is MANDATORY.

Tagline for the first movie: «SOMETIMES FATE… IS CAST IN STONE» and/or «EVEN DEMIGODS CAN HIT ROCK BOTTOM». tagline for the second movie: «WELCOME BACK… TO 'HIGH' SCHOOL»

If you really like someone, your friends might tell you that you should take a shot at them. you know, like hunters take a shot at the animals they want to kill and then consume with their families

I've seen better websites in «hey kids, teach yourself HTML» examples on the back of cereal boxes. Cereal boxes don't even have «teach yourself HTML» instructions on the back, you say? AND YET THE BANK'S WEBSITE IS STILL WAY WORSE, IT'S AMAZING

Sir no-one here is taking notes, if you want to speak to future generations you should probably write it down

No Michael I am not interested in your followup question as to what kind of underwear mummies prefer

Or, MORE ACCURATELY, I guess sometimes other people are funny before I get a chance to be. kind of a dick move if you ask me