And i'm PRETTY SURE I could add on a few more nines, history peeps

How Come A Boat Can Sink When I Never Saw A Duck Do That

Tell me again about your theory that we won't be pals forever

Dentist Society: like regular society, but oh man, if you fail to brush your teeth after lunch, oh man, oh man

This comic goes out to all the peterellas in the audience, i now - i now know your pain when spell check doesn't have «peterella» in it

It's just when i test people's doors at night, sometimes they're not locked securely! one strong kick and you're in, shouting «don't worry! i'm real friendly!!»

Let's just camp out here in the alt for a while

Number of h-named friends who have rejected the nickname «Preparation H»: TWO

Past me you gotta do me a solid here

Anyway, my friends, that's how come i'm late for dinner