The story is called «sherlock holmes and t-rex (the dinosaur with the strange citrine eyes) (it's a gemstone), and also the mystery»

SOMEONE INVENT THE TECHNOLOGY NEEDED TO ENHANCE THE TIMELINE PLEASE, I VOLUNTEER TO TEACH LANGUAGE AND CULTURE TO OUR EARLIEST ANCESTORS, IT WILL BE A BRAVE NEW WORLD FULL OF PSEUDO-IRONIC CAPS-LOCK EMPHASIS AND IRREGULAR PUNCTUATION

A lot of folks seem awfully paranoid about being killed by those dinky «hello my name is» stickers

THEY… LIVE INSIDE ME NOW

«FINE… ALLY I WILL LICK SPACE»

«Dromiceiomimoid» is a word i made up but since actual scientists stone-cold abandoned the name «dromiceiomimus» that makes ME the last authority on the subject and I say… SHIP IT

Maybe it's just me, but *I* happen to like it when our nation's elders tell me i'm doing a good job

Yes i am quite good at understanding english

Oh also, i have it on good authority that somebody gobbled all those cookies you made for the queen

My raps are okay but they could be pretty good / because i know practicing them is what I should / …do