Chatting up australians from basically anywhere right up there with flight and space travel, yes indeedy

A public service

I read some medical papers on swallowing forks while writing this comic (RESEARCH) and it turns out the elderly swallow cutlery disproportionately often, so THAT'S something to look forward to. i also read a paper on a woman who ate a fly (what) and was trying to «scrape» the fly out with a fork (whatt) and while doing that accidentally swallowed the fork (whattt)

By reading this secret text, you have added «SWEET WATERGUN» to your inventory. you can now play the game again, but this time, feel free to squirt everything

In an earlier script utahraptor said «FINE, start a business printing maps with any chosen location top and center on the map and with lines of longitude converging there, see how many customers you get» but then I was like, «that is actually an extremely awesome idea and someone should do that.»

AT THE VERY LEAST IT'S A SPEECH ACT THAT ONLY A NON-TEEN WOULD EVER UTTER; WHAT HAS HAPPENED

So hey um OUCH

T-rex is so shocked that he actually runs away from dromiceiomimus, and she is forced to follow him to verify her story. that is pretty darned shocked!

Stephen hawking focused on time tourists in HIS saying because he's smart enough not to have not messed the heck up / lie about his tv viewing history

Minecraft puts stuff beneath the ground until you reach the void, and has a world map that's currently limited, but at 8 times the surface area of the earth. this is one of the reasons i love minecraft. i can deal with that.