The problem with gourmet poutine is that poutine is great because it's so trashy. MAKE IT TRASHIER AND IT GETS MORE DELICIOUS, AND THE SECRET IS, IT IS ALREADY AT ULTIMATE TRASHY

See how, in the first panel, I smoothly worked in who Morris was so that newer readers wouldn't be confused by the dialogue lines coming from T-Rex's nose? Here you have to imagine me tapping myself on the chest while saying «Master.» (tap) «Wordsmith.» (tap) «Guy.» (tap)

Fun fact: you can replace «dude» and its associated words with any other noun and this comic still works! except for «circles», i guess. anyway. it works well with «boners»

Remember the penis fencing hermaphroditic flatworms from may 14th, 2009? that's a form of traumatic insemination too! thus begins our series on Animals in Nature with Weaponized Junk

AND I NEVER WILL

Before you email me about pride and prejudice and zombies, know that i've already framed THAT story as one told by someone who is simply watching the events of the original pride and prejudice, and unbeknownst to him, some wag has drawn a tiny zombie on his spectacles.

I didn't say to get rid of it though, let us - let us see where this road leads

«Kabazillion» isn't even a valid imaginary unit, t-rex. sheesh, try to take science seriously OKAY

My car-driving, hourly-paid readers are all busting out their calc.exe right now

Most valuable life: whoever first domesticated the dog. dogs are awesome, and it's SO GREAT that they want to be our pals now!