Not - not really sure at all how this took place

That's newton's third law-o-motion

DID YOU KNOW: today i wrote the phrase «one day i pooped to the moon» yet i still do not have a pulitzer prize on my person

The pulitzer prize folks are very careful about distinguishing between their chosen «nominated finalists» and the mere «entrants», but here's the good news: nobody else is!!

The experiment may last 50 years

One ending had utahraptor saying «You know, there are parts of the world where folks don't have the free time and societal support to be able to sit around and wonder what other time period they'd rather be in.» but man, what do you say to that? turns out you don't say anything, you just change the universe so that it was NEVER SAID.

In my experience there is indeed no room on this planet for such a dude

OTHER ORGANS HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH - WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANY SURPRISES

I propose that every friendship have an emergency phrase that carries the secret semantics of «this dickweed is making me lie to you, maybe he wants to kill me, I dunno». and YES, i am bringing back the word «dickweed»

Mentally substitute any one of these names whenever someone talks about «mother nature» and it will feel like you're living in BIZARRO WORLD. better yet, just do the search and replace in their speaker notes for them!