It's true! wikipidia will cheerfully tell you santa isn't real. here's a question «the media» won't ask: WHY DOES WIKIPEDIA HATE CHRISTMAS??

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'M going to go float in a volume of water.

What does Science have to say on the matter?

«Frigorific»! It is a fantastic word. It is a word you take home to Mom. It is a word that you put in place of your last name to test out what marriage with this word will be like. Ryan Frigorific.