Pascal just wasn't thinking big enough

Sounds like a good friday night!

And thank YOU, google search for «one in seven canadians»! i had no idea what my seventh friend, BRANDI LEE MACDONALD, was up to

Excuse me?? ants that combined themselves together to form the shape of a giant ant FTW

I rate my sassiness as: ultra convenient

Attention, future generations! check out my house?

City folk: sheep are awesome because when they say «baaa» it honestly sounds like someone doing a bad sheep impression. when you walk up on a herd of sheep you will think «wow, there are a lot of people making fun of sheep just over the next hill.» it's insane!

T-rex blinked, now just an animate skeleton with eyes. «i have always wondered if i would end up as an alive skeleton» he said. he rattled his ribs with his bony knuckles. «it appears that this question is now answered, i guess»

If you were really my friend, you'd appreciate how i manipulate social mores and statutory holidays for gain. gain for everyone?

I keep DOING that