«Positive change takes TIME, past me. check it out: i didn't even mean for that to be a pun, just good advice!»

Someone out there is reading this comic and it's their first dinosaur comic ever, and they are thinking, «what is this», and then they pause, and then they look around, and then they think, «what»

Alternate endings: «Nothing, YOUR HONOUR», «Nothing, PROFESSOR», «Nothing, SECRET SERVICE AGENT HIDING IN MY ROOM AND TRYING TO SPY ON ME AND DOING A TERRIBLE JOB OF IT. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK.»

Is a man not entitled to leaving his socks in the kitchen? «no», says the man in the basement suite, «we share that space». «no», says the man in the room down the hall, «that's gross and nasty». you… rejected those answers.

BETTY AND VERONICA 4 LYAHHH, NEVERMIND

I HAVE BEEN TALKING LIKE THIS FOR DAYS

It's not even a game where your role can easily be replaced by a machine. It's a game where you could easily be replaced AND if you don't play optimally, the machine will step in and kick you out. If ever there was a system designed to make the computers running it become thoroughly exasperated with organic life, THIS IS IT.

Friends, i dream of an age of creatures who could high five with their hands and their butts at the same time. i dream of a world where the burden of proof is on the skeptic if a given theory is sweet enough

Who am i to argue with the captain of the enterprise?

Frig, my spanish stereotypes are just as out of date as my ideas of what day it is!!