Jennifer. jennifer, what if i told you that your name was the most intriguing on all of page 210?

Close the door! somebody's analogously eating in here!!

Remember the time traveller spammer who needed a dimensional warp generator, back in 2003? i - well, i hope he got his dimensional warp generator

Oh my god, that's horrible. in happier news, i did manage to avoid the dog when this happened to ME yesterday morning, and have scratched up my right side. wear a helmet everyone! otherwise today's comic would have been «THANX FOR READING I'M DEAD NOW, BUT GUYS, IT WAS A REALLY CUTE DOG»

You might be thinking, «where's t-rex's date in panel 6?» panel 6 comes after t-rex has announced he has to go to the bathroom, and he's stopped and turned to say this to his date for some reason. the whole restaurant can hear. IT'S SO AWKWARD

I CAUTION YOU / IN DEFEATING ORCS WE MAY FIND THE ONLY VILLAIN LEFT TO FACE IS OUR OWN PREJUDICE

Years from now folks will have forgotten ever saying «you just got schooled» and the pun in my last panel will seem really forced and weird. THIS I PREDICT

It's been puzzling me of late

SOMETIMES, people can fall in love. everyone loves to be reminded of that! except people who just ended long-term relationships, of which, statistically, there are several reading this text right now. WHOOPSIE DOODLE DOO?

YOUR JACKET IS NOW DRY